Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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