I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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