It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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