the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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