What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
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do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom