I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
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