Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
No he was cute and I said yes!
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.