if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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