It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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