Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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