Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
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Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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