I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
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I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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