David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
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Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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