just come out here and I will go home with you...
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
