Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
