you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
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On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
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