This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Text me some of your sweat
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
