I want to walk on stilts...naked
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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