Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(731): View more from Tennessee

new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.

(1-731): View more from Tennessee

ohh what kind?

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(253): View more from Washington

I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.

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(509): View more from Washington

i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.

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(707): View more from California

I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n

(559): View more from California

sry, psychiatrist trumps professor

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"

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(416): View more from Toronto

Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.

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