so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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