what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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