sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
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Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You should frame my arrest warrant.
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