It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
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I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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