His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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