You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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