Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
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I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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