So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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