? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
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