that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
