So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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