The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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