I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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