I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
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I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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