apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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