I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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