The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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