i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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