If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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