so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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