So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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