So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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