butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
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Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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