IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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