who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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