And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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