I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
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officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
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