i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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