Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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