My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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