I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
me + whiskey = a bad person
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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