Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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