I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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