so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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