I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
dude. I can hear the air.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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