tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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